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Twitter debacles, Rolling Stone insights and what one woman will do to save an ox.
First Thing’s First
Our belated congratulations to Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni, who announced their engagement in May at an LGBT rally in New York City, and to Wanda Sykes and her wife, Alex, who welcomed twins, daughter Olivia Lou and son Lucas Claude, in April.
Cyberstalking Sucks
We don’t like to joke about death, even when it involves the maybe-she-is-maybe-she-isn’t bisexual Tila Tequila. But, apparently, someone out there does. In a crime that could only happen in the Internet age, a stalker broke into the celebrity’s house, then posted a message on Tequila’s official Twitter account claiming to have murdered both Tequila and her dog. “I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”
Once Tequila returned home, two hours later, she found her home trashed, but thankfully her dog was still alive
(albeit in the trunk of her car). Tequila was not harmed.
Bizarre? For sure. Never thought we’d say this, but, Tila, we’re glad you’re OK.
Who’s Str8
Looks like all the celebs are setting the record straight (har har har) these days:
Pink is not bisexual, as the singer felt prompted to clarify on Twitter. “i just read that im bisexual. so 1991,” she wrote. “good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read on people.”
Who is bisexual? Hypersexual and perennially pants-less pop queen Lady Gaga, who told Rolling Stone that her attraction to women is completely physical. This, as could be expected, makes her boyfriends “uncomfortable.”
And who might be bisexual? None other than Francine Prejean, the mother of former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean (the ousted beauty queen has been outspoken about the sins of gay marriage). According to Star, Francine’s alleged girlfriend, Valerie Vetrano, confirmed that the two had dated. However, a source explained that their relationship went belly-up because Francine “was a Christian and that her loved ones would never accept her if she were gay.”
Ah, nothing like a good she-said-she-said!
What Women Do in Lust
Months ago, Transformers hottie and Angelina-look-alike Megan Fox told GQ that fellow actor Olivia Wilde was so sexy that it made Fox want to “strangle a mountain ox with [her] bare hands.” Well, now we know how Wilde responded when she heard the news.
“I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out,” Wilde told GQ, “and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’, Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”
If you weren’t an animal rights supporter before, we bet you are now.