February Horoscope

Hold your heart close and fast, Valentine. With both Venus and Mars in rambunctious Aries love may go at a gallop rather than a saunter. Just ride em cowgirl!

Aries (March 21-April 20).

What is it about Aries this February that has all the ladies roaring for more? You become the one to know and the one who gets to know who is who. Why ask why? Enjoy the delicious attention and share your love with as many Valentinas as possible. Get Out there and press the flesh. Become one of the constellation of stars rather than an unknowable quark.

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21).

Go with your intuition and it will not steer you wrong. There is a lot of behind-the-scenes action going on and Taurean bulls seem to know instinctively just what to do and say to sweep a young calf off her feet. But then what? What is your ultimate plan? Are you ready to hogtie and brand her or just corral her in your pen for short romps?  Let’s see where she leads you.

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gal pals get under your feet and in your way now. Don’t be surprised if they also upset your valentine applecart of love as they try to control your life. You first instinct will be to be annoyed but don’t bite the hand. They only have your best interests at heart so give them some slack. Geminis can be a bit too flirtatious which can lead to trouble. Or maybe that is the plan…?

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

If you have your eyes on the corporate prize, February is the month to make it happen. Combine your ambition with your coolest charisma and ooze your way around any office snake pit. Of course you can become a bit treacherous yourself as your ascent becomes more competitive. There is something alluring about the evil Queen. Or is it an evil pillow Queen?

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses love to roam and February not only gives you new vistas to explore but also a posse of girlfriends who want to explore with you. Plan a delightful escape – either across the world or down a new neighborhood street. The secret is to break out of your usual routine and climb out of your rut. See what nooks and crannies you can discover. Ahem – no names please!

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

This will be a valentine month to remember if you can toss off all of your inhibitions and let your body be your guide. All types of possible lovergrrls find a way to your door and vie for your attention. Virgos can be very sensuous and earthy so try to get your hands (and other body parts) dirty. Or is dirty just a state of mind? Well, whatever turns you on!

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

If you are seeking a deep connection you can find it this February. Libras love to flirt but now you need to get down to business and speak from the heart. Before you know it you will have a bunch of lusty valentine hearts beating just for you. Choose wisely, sweetheart. The damsel you rescue today could become your eternal princess. Or maybe it will just feel like it is eternal.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

You can be very productive this February if you can keep your eye on the prize and get to work without procrastinating. I know fun times beckon but you need to do what you need to do and, once completed, you can totally relax and enjoy life. Of course you can always delegate some of the deeper stuff to a willing underling. How deep will you go, Scorpio? Ahem.

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

If you have been feeling hemmed in, stressed out and generally trapped by your day-to-day, find your mellowness this February. Find an artistic outlet, plan some remarkable parties and devote some time to lying around and just being inspired. It will rejuvenate you and get your get-up-and-go, going.  Of course it all depends on who lies around with you, Sagittarius…

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Capricorns can feather their nest this February and line the walls with a range of valentines. Your domestic agenda takes top priority so make your home a favored destination. Invite a few bosom buddies over for a merry evening – the more the merrier! Will you run out of room? This is also a good time to plan a home renovation or expansion. Spruce up your pink palace.

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Even a stray romantic thought or casual comment can hit and attract its intended target this February. Are you on the prowl for a valentine? If so then focus, Aqueerius, and locate the right lovergrrl for you. Once you do that she is yours for the asking. So speak from your soul and be sure that your intentions are pure and your heart is true. Uh oh.

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Spoil your valentine this February with extravagant gifts, over-the-top festive nights on the town and under-the-top passionate nights on you. Don’t despair if your budget is tight. You can still find inspiring ways to woo your whoo hoo. How about a romantic nude picnic in a secluded rendezvous? I guess it all depends on who is on the tasting menu.

 

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