“Thanks for that newspaper cutting you left on my desk last week.” I slide into the seat opposite Maria in the boardroom. “I think you might have saved my skin.” She bites into a biscuit and pushes the crumbs absent-mindedly into a small heap on the table. “What happened?” she asks… Read more »
Maria slides into the seat opposite me. We’re in a small bistro tucked in a side street near the Grand Opera House. To my right are two retired women on their second bottle of wine, and on my left, a middle aged couple who are barely speaking to each other… Read more »
Liam has cheek bones like Johnny Depp. He is also charming and is very attuned to his sexuality. His smile is frequent, his voice soft and his eyelashes long. We have spent the afternoon together brain storming ideas looking for new clients, working on raising our social media online profile,and investigating… Read more »
Maria is in her office. She is in deep concentration, surrounded by invoices and numerous black folders.”Coffee Break!” I call. “Come on! Let’s go. FatBoy is waiting.”… Read more »
Elly and Maria share breakfast and conversation at the office… Read more »
Advice and family two things that don’t also go hand in hand as Elly is finding out… Read more »
Narrow stairs lead me to the first floor where I am greeted by a receptionist with dyed purple hair, pink painted nails and a cheeky smile. I wait, flicking through a glossy magazine… Read more »
It’s Elly’s first day of her new job , drama ensues and she hasn’t even walked in the front door… Read more »
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