Toddlers and tiaras

I’m one of those horrifying folk who really enjoy Toddlers & Tiaras. Would I put my child in a pageant? No. But I do like it when my most cynical assumptions about the human race are played out before me.

I’m one of those horrifying folk who really enjoy Toddlers & Tiaras. Would I put my child in a pageant? No. But I do like it when my most cynical assumptions about the human race are played out before me.

If you haven’t seen this travesty, or any of the current controversy, T&T is kind of like The Hills. Girls parade about with fake hair, fake teeth and fake tans. Except these girls are 7 years old. The U.S Pageant Circuit is shown in such an intimate light that I can barely believe parents agreed to be part of it. The show goes beyond horrible…and it is completely addictive. Each week, I think I’ve seen the worst but experience has taught me that the next episode will bring a terrific new low.

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